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Wednesday, May 08, 2013


POLL SHOWS IF JODI ARIAS WAS RUNNING AS A REPUBLICAN SHE WOULD HAVE WON SOUTH CAROLINA HOUSE SEAT
by R J Shulman

COLUMBIA, South Carolina – (PTSD – News Service) – Don’t feel so warm and fuzzy, Mark Sanford about your victory yesterday over Democrat Elizabeth Colbert Busch.  Your victory may have had little to do with the electorate forgiving you for your past bad behavior. 

A brand new New York Times/ABC poll has revealed that just about anyone running as a Republican could have defeated Democrat Busch, even if the Republican was much reviled Jodi Arias who has just been convicted of the brutal murder of her boyfriend.  Even dead Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsanaev would received 53% to 47% for Busch if his name had appeared on the ballot as a Republican.  The only opponent that the poll showed who Busch may have prevailed against was Satan, if he had run as a Republican, in which case, the poll said the race would have been a dead heat.

“I guess all you have to do in this state to win an election is to have a letter after your name, that letter being “R,” said South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley.

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