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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
PTSD Musings #2
SANTA FE, New Mexico – (PTSD News Service) – So today is ten
years after all of us Americans (yep, we all paid for it), represented by our
appointed leaders, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, and fueled by the greed of
big oil, shock and awed the world with a devastating attack and invasion of Iraq,
a country where the oldest known written law was ever found.
Being that today is the ten year anniversary of all of this
shock and awe, we are going to be forced to think about all of that shock and
awe for a moment or two with some reflection.
We will reflect for a moment that over 4,000 American citizens died
there, countless others were severely wounded physically and mentally, not to
mention probably over one million Iraqis killed, their homeland crushed and
looted, but who is really counting each and every Iraqi who died due to the
shock and awe and its aftermath (although doing the math - that is like the
entire population of San Francisco being wiped out, which might not bother some
people all that much either). Oh, and
don’t forget the trillion dollars it cost for all of this world class shock and
awe, and how these funds to power it and its aftermath were taken out of the
shared sacred pot of gold called “taxpayer money.”
So, today, anniversary day, there will be a few comments on
the news channels about Iraq and the shock and awe and the aftermath, all made
between news reports of who is on this season of Dancing With the Stars and
bets taken on how soon Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s newly announced relationship
will go downhill like one of Vonn’s legendary ski runs or comments about
whether President Obama looks like the actor who portrayed the Devil on the
History Channel’s historically questionable Bible miniseries, and other talk
show comments on whether it should be considered immoral to ask rich people and
gigantic corporations that are too big to fail to have to pay more in taxes
when these mega shortfalls in the budget and gargantuan deficits can easily be
taken care of by first raiding entitlements like Social Security, Medicare, and
Medicaid and programs like Head Start and Food Stamps before daring to suggest
that we penalize the successful.
So before we forget about the ten year anniversary of shock
and awe and we move on to the next celebrity break-up or jailbreak, or a story
of how two teenaged football heroes were victimized by a drunk girl who went to
a party asking for it and then claimed rape, or whether New Yorkers who are
already all hyper, (as in the speed of a New York minute) are allowed to get
even more jacked up with mondo sized sugary drinks, here are some shock and awes I would like to
see:
1. Bush and Cheney and anyone else responsible
for the original shock and awe be given life in prison with no parole, but with
enhanced interrogation allowed. Don’t
worry, the interrogators wouldn’t be allowed to do to them anything Cheney
wouldn’t do.
2. All
the money made by these war criminals and their cronies and immoral clown
friends be confiscated to help pay for the rebuilding of Iraq and toward fixing
the harm to the Iraqi people and to our soldiers and their families and maybe
be used to build a hospital, or bridge or school or two back here in the Homeland. Oh and none of these funds to fix these
problems will be awarded to Halliburton.
3. Similarly,
strip all of the banksters, greedy CEO’s, Wall Street Gang bangers and others
whose gangsta greed caused all that financial meltdown and take their ill
begotten wealth to pay off bad mortgages, put people back in houses that they
got kicked out of and maybe build a hospital, or bridge or school or two and then
place these money changers in the same jail as Bush and Cheney, etc. and oh,
yeah, it won’t be a country club federal prison, but a jail filled with members
of the Bloods and Crips and other members of outlaw gangs, since all these white
collar clowns and their gang of thugs have certainly killed more people and
stole more money than all the other gangs combined.
4. That
it would be thought of as being just as unpatriotic and un-American as being
against the shock and awe of the Iraq invasion back then as to now think it is
ok now to raid Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid to pay for the sins of
the massive greed of the originators of the original shock and awe, which ten
year anniversary we are celebrating today.
Now, I could come up with some more shock and awes that I
would like to see, but I am about to download a file filled with some juicy
celebrity gossip, so maybe you could fill out some shock and awe wishes of your
own.
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