OBAMA’S WHITE PAPER ON DRONES – MISSILES WILL BE AIMED ONLY AT WHITES

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – President Obama has released his so-called white paper that justifies drone strikes on American citizens.  “The use of drones to eliminate dangerous and undesirable American citizens must be used most sparingly,” the paper states, “and can only be used against Americans who are white supremacists, racists, right-wing religious fanatics, preppers, survivalists and other gun nuts, people who misspell protest signs while dressed in phony Revolutionary War garb, bitter people who cling to their guns and religion, and anyone who believes that Fox News is really news.”

The paper states that the vast majority of Americans should not be concerned about any future drone attacks on them, unless, they of course fit into one of the ignorant, paranoid, hate-filled categories that were mentioned above.

The white paper also indicated that the new technically sophisticate STYA (Smarter Than Your Ass) drones that will be targeting only bigots and haters will be equipped with new hate sensor technology.  President Obama said that his drone policy is that “if you hate, you will get a rocket ride straight to hell’s gate.  Who needs death panels,” Obama said, “when I can simply phone in a drone.”