GOP: WASHINGTON BRIDGE COLLAPSE CAUSED BY OBAMACARE

by R J Shulman

MOUNT VERNON, Washington – (PTSD News Service) – House Republicans will make yet another attempt to repeal Obamacare, their 38^th try, and this time because as House Speaker John Boehner said, “it is clear that Obamacare’s doctor rationing caused the driver of the truck that hit and knocked down that bridge in Washington to be medically unfit to drive. The Skagit River bridge is just the first of such bridges that will tumble into America’s waterways all across this great country if we do not immediately stop Obamacare.”

“The Democrat Party will try to blame the bridge collapse on some imagined infrastructure problem because they just love to find fault with America,” said Joe Wilson R-SC, “then they will politicize the falling bridge to further their big government tax and spend agenda by using the liberal media to hoodwink America into wasting tax payer money on bridges, hospitals, schools and other equally shameful and useless socialist projects.”

“Simply put, Obamacare is most socialistically communist Al Qaeda bill ever signed into law by an American president born in Kenya,” said Michele Bachmann, R-Minn, “and is a direct assault on Jesus, firearms and the freedom of Americans to look down on others who were born inferior to them.”

“If only Ronald Reagan was alive today,” lamented Mike Pompeo, R- Kans, “he would be saying, ‘Mr. Obama, tear down that Obamacare wall.’”

The Washington bridge collapse is just the latest event the GOP has blamed on the Affordable Health Care Act.  They have also said that Obama’s health care reform was responsible for killing the elderly and unborn, crashing the economy, creating severe weather patterns, forcing some states to believe they had no choice by to approve same sex marriage, killing Dale Earnhardt, tempting Eve with an apple in the Garden of Eden and is, without doubt, the reason why so many older white American men are suffering with erectile dysfunction.