AS STOCK MARKET SOARS TO NEW HEIGHTS, FOX NEW REPORTS THAT OBAMA IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT SOCIALIST OF ALL TIME

By R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Fox News is reporting that President Obama stinks as a socialist.  “He has tried to destroy business, redistribute the hard earned wealth of the rich to poor minorities and do everything he could do to destroy capitalism in its tracks,” said Armand C. Tilwitty, a Fox News analyst.  “But the recent record run of the stock market, almost doubling in his four years in office and the upturn in business shows just what a failure Obama has been at trying to carry out his leftist agenda,” Tilwitty said.

“I agree,” said Wesley Goodrich, of the Wall Street Journal. “In just about every category that indicates the health of the economy, there has been marked improvement under Obama.  For this to happen on the watch of the most communistic communist in history shows that the only thing Obama was successful at in his political career was forging a fake birth certificate.”

“We sincerely hope this knucklehead president doubles his anti-capitalistic efforts,” said David Adkisson, President and Chief Executive Officer of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, “because a continuation of his flub-dubbery will surely be good for big business.”