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Sunday, May 26, 2013
by R J Shulman
AUSTIN, Texas – (PTSD News Service) – Radio host Alex Jones
has reported that he has irrefutable proof President Obama has changed his
directive to the IRS – instead of targeting conservative groups with audits, target
them with deadly drones. “Obama has
already admitted killing four Americans with these drones,” Jones said, “The
question is not only how many more Americans has he killed, but how many
Americans he plans to kill with these monstrous missiles.”
“Obama’s ridiculously transparent speech about his war on
terror,” Jones told his radio audience, “was clearly made to try and distract
the news cycle away from all of his scandals, such as Benghazi-gate, AP-gate,
IRS-gate, Umbrella-gate, Arugula-gate and you name it-gate. The real story is that Obama has moved
control of the drones from the CIA to the IRS, who already has a working list
of conservative groups they were targeting.”
Jones claimed he infiltrated the White House and video-taped
a secret basement meeting at which Obama told his recently appointed IRS Director
Danny Warfel, “I am sick of all these MF Tea Parties on my presidency. I want you to drone out the MF Tea Parties
before they can lift another MF teacup to their MF white-ass lips.”
Jones concluded by saying, “if you thought the IRS estate
tax was really a death tax, just wait.
The IRS’ new drone attacks will show you the real meaning of a death
tax.”
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