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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
















GOP ANSWERS OBAMA’S STATE OF THE UNION WITH THEIR STATE OF THE CONFEDERACY RESPONSE

by R J  Shulman


WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels gave the Republican response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech.  Calling it the State of the Confederacy in honor of a GOP planned Southern History Month, Daniels called on Americans to “reject the divisionary politics of the Obama administration which seeks to pit the races and rich and poor against each other as the Kenyan born socialist and his thugs attempt to build a dependent nation of uppity welfare queens, gangs of midnight basketball players and lazy food stamp freeloaders who steal money from the people who have worked so hard to inherit their wealth.”
   

“This year is an opportunity for Republicans to complete the agenda we started with President Reagan to remove all taxes and all regulations which are financially crushing to Corporations, CEOs, bank executives and the top Wall Street financiers and preventing these job creating job creators from creating jobs.  Why I know of one hedge fund manager who would have hired an additional maid if he didn’t have to pay taxes.”


Daniels said, “America must look to the energy jobs of the future, like building oil pipelines, nuclear power plants and fracking for oil and gas and stripping mountains for coal instead of Obama’s failed plans for solar energy, wind power and other so called doomed alternative energy schemes.” 


“Most important of all,” Daniels said, “we need to return to the greatness of the time of American exceptionalism, where Negros were in the fields, women were in the kitchen, gays were in the closet and the poor were in debtors prison.”  

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