GOP BLASTS OBAMA FOR BLOCKING JOBS FOR OIL PIPELINE, ASBESTOS INSTALLATION, DDT SPRAYING AND PAINTING TOYS WITH LEAD PAINT

by R J Shulman


WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – House Majority Leader John Boehner attacked President Obama for being a job killer when he failed to approve the construction of the Keystone XL pipeline and other projects that in Boehner’s words “would have America back on track to be the economy of tomorrow, instead of the current president who favors old fashioned projects such as solar energy. By his actions, Obama has just given away these forward thinking American jobs to China.”

Boehner said there are plenty of jobs to be had in the private sector, but Obama and his safety and environmental terrorists are blocking American workers from taking such employment. “There are countless jobs for installing leftover asbestos in schools and other public buildings, spraying DDT and other such substances to protect American crops, applying already available brightly colored lead paint to children’s toys and painting radium on watch dials, yet this president, when he is not praying to Allah at a Christian Church with a pastor who hates America, uses his misbegotten powers to veto these great job opportunities for Americans.”

Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich agreed, touting his own plans for job creation. “My plan will take poor black children who have no work ethic and give them real job opportunities as replacements for canaries in coal mines, substitutes for animals in product testing, and the well paying jobs of testing the effects of various weapons of mass destruction on the human body.”

“When it comes to the election in November,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, “I hope Americans remember which party wanted to give them jobs and which party wanted to give them the business.”