BUSH FINALLY FINDS SADDAM HUSSEIN’S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION: THEY WERE HIDDEN IN CHENEY’S BUNKER

By R J Shulman

SULFUR SPRINGS, Wyoming – (PTSD News Service) – Former President George W. Bush announced today that he has located the elusive weapons of mass destruction of the late Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.  Bush stumbled upon a large cache of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons when he took a wrong turn inside his former vice president’s underground complex.  “Dick called me to a strategery meeting, about how I should wait about thirty years before I hire a book writer to ghosticate my autobiography, and the next thing you know I accidently opened a door to an arsenal as big as the great outside.”

Bush told the Post Times Sun Dispatch that Cheney was just as surprised as he was at the discovery.  “Dick said it proved how tricky that Saddam guy was to hide all of these WMDs in the last place anyone would suspect, Cheney’s secret hideout.”

In an interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News set to air tomorrow, Cheney explains that the discovery of these weapons once and for all justifies the invasion of Iraq and removal of Hussein, “before he could retrieve the weapons and use them on Americans, which is why it is important for Americans to vote for the Republican nominee, whether he turns out to be a flip-flopping Mormon or a disgraced former Speaker of the House.”