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Thursday, December 22, 2011

by R J Shulman

CHARELSTON, South Carolina – (PTSD News Service) – The Post Times News Dispatch has obtained an exclusive copy of a test given to anyone who wants to join the Tea Party in South Carolina.

1. The current housing and mortgage crisis was caused by:

a. Greedy mortgage lenders

b. Greedy Wall Street Investors who bundled mortgages and knowingly sold bad mortgages and then bet against them

c. Ratings firms who played along and knowingly gave AAA ratings to garbage mortgage investments

d. The black guy in the White House.

2. The plight of the sinking American middle class was caused by:

a. Thirty years of massive lobbying by the ultra wealthy to rig the system in their favor

b. Thirty years of stagnant wages

c. Thirty years of the wealthy and corporations to support laws that encouraged cheap labor and out sourcing

d. The black man in the White House

3. The feeling of helplessness that you have less and less control over your life was caused by:

a. The corporate takeover of the US congress

b. The corporate takeover of the US Supreme Court

c. Erosion of Constitutional rights by laws such as the Patriot Act

d. The black guy in the White House

The answers appeared on the second page:

     If you answered “d” on each of the questions, welcome to the South Carolina Tea Party.

     Next rally will be held on December 31, 2011 at noon at the Wilson Street Baptist Church where we will oppose Obamacare and how it grants special rights to the elderly and children under 26 to health care benefits that they don’t deserve and allows others to unfairly get special exemptions to pre-existing conditions.


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