PRESS SECRETARY GIBBS TAKES JOB AT FOX NEWS

by R J Shulman


WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that he has taken a position as a commentator with Fox News. "We needed a credible source to tell our viewers all about how the professional left are drug addicts who are a threat to America," said Roger Ailes, President of Fox News. Gibbs had made a comment that the left leaning Democrats were unhappy with the progress of health care reform and wanted a quicker US exit from Guantanamo Bay.


When asked if he was going to resign his White House post to work at Fox, Gibbs said, "No way. With this friggen economy, who can get by with just one job?"



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