GOP INTRODUCES BILL TO STRIP HAWAII OF BEING AMERICAN SOIL RETRO TO 1960

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - A new bill sponored by all 178 Republicans in the House would turn Hawaii into a non-state and non-US territory all the way back to 1960 to the present. "This is to punish the state for being uppity enough to think they are part of the America when they are closer to China," said House Minority Leader John Boehner. The Republicans denied it was an attempt to nullify President Obama's claim that his birth in Honolulu makes him eligible to be president. "However, once this bill passes, we will have to look into the unintended consequence of Obama basing his legitimacy on being born there in 1961," Boehner said.

"Birthers, rejoice," said Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn), "will will fight hard to change the facts to make you right." "I just can't wait to see the faces of all those smug liberals when our militias get to legally remove Obama from the White House," said Bull Trapp of the Alabama Tea Party. "I don't care how many Hawaiian born people this might effect, the trouble it may cause or how illegal the law might be," said Rush Limbaugh, "I just want it to make Obama fail."

"What is so surprising about this latest attempt by the conservatives to overturn the 2008 election, is not how outrageous it is" said Maureen Roxbury of the Alexandria, Virginia think tank, the Paulson Institute, "but that it took them so long to come up with it."

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