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Monday, August 16, 2010

DR. LAURA SET TO LAUCH "N" MAGAZINE
by R J Shulman

LOS ANGELES - (PTSD News) - Radio talk show host Laura Schlessinger announced she will begin publication of a new monthly magazine called N. "I've been talking about issues for so long, it's time I started publishing issues," Schlessinger said, "and since my tyrade about the N-Word has helped revitalize my sagging career, it's time to capitalize on on it."

Schlessinger denied she had "chickened out" by using only the "N" instead of the whole word she used on her radio program, saying, "I want N to compete with Oprah Winfrey's O Magazine. Like O, which features Winfrey on the cover, N will likewise present photographs of Schlessinger, however using earlier more attractive pictures, starting with the nude photos that were popular a few years back on the internet.

The first issue was originally scheduled for September, but will be delayed due to the withdrawal of one of its main financial backers, actor Mel Gibson. Gibson said he liked Dr. Laura's radio rant but then discovered she was Jewish.

"America won't be America again," said fellow talk show host Michael Savage, "until white folks regain the freedom to say "n*gger" without being attacked by all the racist coloreds who have no sense of humor or place."


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