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Thursday, December 31, 2009

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - This is the time of year news networks present their version of the top ten stories of the year. Fox News is no exception, except their version may be, well, a bit questionable.

To keep them honest, the Post Times Sun Dispatch ran Fox News this past year 24/7/365 into our Hitachi SR8000 - F1 supercomputer to determine what stories were actually given the most emphasis by Fox News. So Fox News will present their countdown, and we will report ours and let you decide.

Fox News Top Ten Stories of 2009:

10. Illegal immigrant, Sonia Sotomayor was affirmative actioned on to the Supreme Court - cost of gardeners, nannies and maids will skyrocket.

9. Mortgage crises caused by government forcing banks to make home loans to welfare mothers.

8. Senator Ted Kennedy supports socialized medicine; dies of brain cancer.

7. Dick Cheney emerges from his bunker to become America's most beloved elder statesman.

6. Obama acts like a gay Frenchman as he retreats from his disastrous war in Iraq.

5. Michael Jackson supports socialized medicine; dies of heart attack.

4. Lazy union workers in Amsterdam allow underwear bomber on Northwest flight 253 where he commits the worst underwear attack on American soil, all on Obama's watch.

3. Brittany Murphy supports socialized medicine; you know what happens to her

2. Obama, the first gun grabbing, foreign born, slick talking, death panel loving, militant black Muslim terrorist to infiltrate the White House unceremoniously kicks Sarah Palin to the curb, even though she legitimately won the presidential election if not for all the fraudulent votes illegally cast by Acorn America hating activists, not to mention all the vicious attacks on Sarah by Communist journalists like Katie Couric.

1. Fox News wins its ninth consecutive truth in journalism award.

The Post Times Sun Dispatch wishes that all of our readers have the most wonderful year ever in 2010. Thank you for all of your support.

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