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Saturday, October 24, 2009

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox News is reporting today that there may be evidence President Obama not only engineered the swine flu epidemic but that his declaration of a flu emergency is the first step in putting political enemies in detention camps he has secretly built all over the country. "What we want to know about this epidemic is why the flu's victims in America have been over 85% Chrisitian and over 50% white," Pat Robertson told Sean Hannity on Fox. Hannity dismissed the explanation that those figures represent the general US population by saying that was just the partisan garbage of liberal communistic Obama appeasers.

"So far only conservative congressmen have contracted the flu, which is mighty suspicious," said Newt Gingrich. In fact, South Carolina Conservative Joe Wilson's wife has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus. "If Barack Hussein Obama tries to deny he's responsible for this flu," Wilson said, "I will tell him, 'you lie.'

"Is it more than co-incidence that the swine flu started in Mexico right after Obama failed to condemn illegal immigrants?" Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto asked. "And how hard will it be for patriotic Americans to protect themselves against the Obama Swine Flu if this rouge foreign-born impostor of a president has taken their guns away." Cavuto said while there is no actual evidence any of this is true, "there is also no conclusive evidence that it is not true. We are the only network to ask these tough questions which, of course are ignored by the liberal mainstream press. After all," Cavuto said, "this is Fox News, where we ask the questions and let the people decide."

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