BILL O'REILLY HOSPITALIZED: CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS OF FRANKEN BEING A SENATOR

by R J Shulman
NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox Newsman Bill O'Reilly has been reported hospitalized due to the stress of having to say the words, "Senator Frankin." "Bill seemed to be making a comeback, especially with the success of the conservative attack on everyting Obama and seemed to perk up when Obama failed to persuade the Olympic Committee to choosed Chicago for the site of the 2016 Summer Games," said long time friend Roger Ailes, President of Fox News Channel, "but when Bill had to announce Senator Franken was pleased Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, he started screaming and then collapsed on the set in a pool of bodily fluids."

As a consequence of his nervous breakdown, O'Reilly is filing a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the Democratic Party. "The outrageous behavior of the Democrat Party rises to the level of cruel and unusual punishment, especially their direct activity in having Acorn fix the election in favor of that Communist, Franken," said Saul Bernstein, an attorney with Goldstein, Leventhal, Cohen, and Gutierrez, "the Democrat leaders knew or should have know this would critically injure my client."

Al Franken, said the he was not familiar with the lawsuit but found it curious that for someone who has spent an entire career attacking trial lawyers, he was certainly quick to find one to sue the Democrats."

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