PREJEAN TO RUN AS GOP VP IN 2012
By R J Shulman
LOS ANGELES – (PTSD News) – The GOP announced today that beauty queen and new rising star Carrie Prejean will be a shoe-in, that is a high-heeled shoe-in for the VP slot in the next national election. Fresh off her victory in holding on to her title of Miss California after she had lied about posing for semi-nude photos, Prejean said, “This is a victory for free speech as I should be able to express my opinions without having to hear the opinions of people who disagree with me. You know, I am in favor of opposite marriage, but not opposite opinions to mine.”

“Carrie has all the same qualifications for high office that Sarah Palin did before she began her amazing run,” said GOP spokesperson Stix Larsen, “and by 2012, Sarah will have worn out her welcome and probably her looks, so it is important to find a fresh new face to run with maverick McCain as we present the new Republican party. Ms. Prejean believes in the core conservative family values of gay bashing, liberal trashing, lying and breast augmentation.”

Observers had fully expected Miss USA boss Donald Trump would strip Prejean of her crown for breaching her contract when she failed disclose those questionable pictures she took before the pageant began. However, Trump said, “I just couldn’t sack the girl. I guess I’m not the type who can just come out and say, ‘you’re fired.’”

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