PALIN TO STAY ON AT SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, TINA FEY TO JOHN McCAIN TICKET
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – In a stunning turnaround, Tina Fey will leave her role on Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock to run as Senator John McCain’s vice presidential candidate while Sarah Palin will stay on to take Fey’s television roles. “It makes sense when you think about it,” said NBC spokesperson Aaron Schlozman, “Sarah Palin always wanted to be in television, actually studied it in college, and Tina Fey has more foreign policy experience than Sarah.”

Along with her appearance on SNL and 30 Rock, Palin is already lined up for an appearance on Judge Judy, where she will try and get the judge to go after her former brother-in-law. Palin will also appear on a segment of the Jerry Springer Show where she will fight with her daughter over who is the real mother of little Trig. “This will be a doozy,” Springer said, “it won’t just be chairs being thrown around, we are allowing shotguns on this show.”

“This is a real win, win strategy,” said Clara Winston, a media analyst, “Palin boosted the ratings of SNL and will do so in the future, while McCain gets a smarter running mate who is just as hot as his last one.”