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Saturday, October 18, 2008

BUSH THE REAL MANCHURIAN CANDIDTATE ACCORDING TO NEW BOOK
By R J Shulman
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina – (PTSD News) In a startling new book, author Levi Derrings says that George W. Bush has been controlled by the Chinese to so weaken the United States, that the Chinese can become the dominant world power. “It’s just like the plot of the Manchurian Candidate where Sergeant Raymond Shaw gets brainwashed by the communists to be used later to kill the president of the United States,” said Derrings, author of W, The Real Manchurian Candidate “Only in this case, Bush became president and has pretty much killed America.”

Derrigns sets forth credible evidence that Bush was kidnapped by Soviet and Chinese agents about the time he was serving in the Alabama National Guard. “That is the real reason he was AWOL. That is why no one has been able to testify to his whereabouts for about a year between 1972 and 1973.

The book tells a tale of how Bush was brainwashed in a cave outside Shanghai. He was groomed to be President and then to systematically destroy the United States and make it essentially a slave to China. Derrings claims to have talked to retired Chinese General Xi Chan Zhou, who on his death bed admitted to being part of the plot. “We had great misgivings that it wouldn’t work,” Zhou said, “because we thought maybe the American people would be too smart to elect someone as dumb as Bush.”

The book explains that first Bush was to allow the country to be attacked, which he did by being asleep at the switch for 9-11, then he was to destroy the military by getting involved in useless expensive non-ending wars, which of course he mission accomplished in Iraq, as Bush would like to say, says Derrings. “Bush then got to work on ruining the confidence in the government by playing his guitar while New Orleans drowned, all the while getting us in deep in debt to, you guessed it, the Communist Chinese. Destroying the economy was to be the final blow. And as you can see, my fellow Americans, we are there now.”

When asked if Obama or McCain can turn things around, Derrings said, “Obama is the wild card. However, he may never get to be President, even if he wins. But McCain, will be more of the same. You have to be kidding if you don’t know what happened when he was a POW. McCain is the Hanoi candidate and here is a little hint - McCain favored that trade agreement with Viet Nam which have been devastating to the US.”

Derrings says he is now working on a new book called Palin, How the Russians Have Kept an Eye on Her From Their Houses.

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