GOP FINDS EVIDENCE OBAMA BORN IN AL QAEDA CAMP; SOLD YELLOW CAKE TO SADDAM
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – After months of speculation, innuendo and rumor about where Barack Obama was born, the Republican party announced today that it has proof that the Illinois Senator was not born in Hawaii as he claims, but was born in an Al Qaeda camp in Afghanistan. “We have uncovered the original birth certificate which states that the doctor who delivered Barack Hussein Obama was none other than Dr. Hakeem Al Halaan, Osama Bin Laden’s personal physician,” said Clifton Wells of the RNC.

“No wonder he hates America so much,” said Senator John McCain. “I just learned from a third grader that you have to be born in the good old USA to be president,” Sarah Palin told a cheering crowd at the First Church of the Flaming Christ in Florence, Alabama, “so I guess I’ll get to be the new vice president after all so I can run the Senate and whip them into shape.”

“We have also discovered other damaging documents about Obama,” said Wells. “We have a letter signed by Obama which outlines the sale of yellow cake uranium to Saddam Hussein and we have Obama’s wallet card showing his is a member of the Communist Party plus a letter to William Ayers in which Obama compares Ayers’ terrorist activities to those of Obama who admits he is a member of the Black Panther Party. In the letter,” Wells said, “Obama tells Ayers that they should get together soon to blow up something precious that will hurt American families.”

“John has tried to run a decent campaign full of maverickness,” said Cindy McCain, “but we can’t just sit idly by while Obama plans to destroy all that is decent and all that is American. We are obligated to disclose the truth,” she said. Fox news echoed the sentiment by saying they present the facts so their viewers can decide whether to vote for McCain or against Obama.