FOX NEWS DOCUMENTARY TO EXPLORE WHETHER BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News will air a documentary entitled “Barack Hussein Obama: Anti-Christ or just plain Uppity?” “We just couldn’t help noticing the spell that Obama seems to have on the massive audiences he is able to attract,” said Syd Crane a Fox News senior producer, “so we dug into Mr. Obama and found some amazing parallels with Bible prophesy.”

Crane noted that in Revelation 19:22 the Bible says, “and a great beast shall rise up on his high horse, and shall be as empty as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and gather the kings of the earth to make war against Him.” “That was compelling enough for us to further investigate.” “What is so astounding,” said Brit Hume, “is not only does the Bible warn us about an arugula chomping beast, but that Fox News could not find one person who could offer absolute proof that Obama is not the Anti-Christ.”

“At first I thought it was a case of him being to presumptuous, you know, not knowing his place,” said Reverend John Hagee, pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, “but the more I saw what Fox had come up with, I am no longer so sure we don’t have the beast operating among us, enticing our young with empty blasphemous oratory.”

“In these end times,” said Jerry Jenkins of the Left Behind novel series, “you have to be suspicious of anyone who can attract a large crowd. Now, we know that John McCain is not the Anti-Christ because he can’t draw flies, but Obama, yikes, just look at those folks swarming aobut him like locusts.”

"In this important doucmentary," Bill O'Reilly said, "we here at Fox report the facts about Obama and then let the people decide whether he is the Anti-Christ or presumptious." Fox News’ latest poll shows that among evangelicals they believe Obama is the Anti-Christ by a two-to-one margin over whether he is just uppity, while in the South, the numbers are evenly split.