FOX NEWS: DID OBAMA KILL JFK?
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News has begun speculating that they may have a novel answer to the question of who shot President John F. Kennedy. “There is no proof that Barack Obama was not on the grassy knoll that fateful day,” said commentator Brit Hume, “in fact, Obama has not been able to say where he was when the President was shot.” “It is certainly clear that Obama had a lot to gain by shooting the President,” Sean Hannity said, “how could Obama go around saying he is the new JFK if the old one was still alive?” “We told Fox that Barack was only two years old at the time and was in Hawaii,” said Franklin Worthy of the Obama campaign, “but they refused to report that information, saying it would be too confusing to the American people.”

This tops a week at Fox New where the Illinois Senator was blamed for the I-35 bridge collapse in Minneapolis-St.Paul. “Obama was too busy with a photo op in front of all those Germans instead of shoring up that bridge,” McCain said on Fox News on Tuesday. McCain stands by his comment even though it was pointed out that the bridge collapsed before Obama’s trip to Germany.

Obama was also accused of causing the mortgage crisis. “He filled all those people with the false hope of owning a home,” said Bill O’Reilly, “and every good thinking American knows those people shouldn’t be owing houses.” These accusations come on the heels of Republican attack ads blaming Obama for the high price of oil and Rush Limbaugh claiming that Obama is the cause of his oxycontin shortage.