PRESIDENT BUSH CONFUSES APPROVAL RATING
by R J Shulman



Bush trying for an approval rating of 1

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It was revealed today that President Bush has been misinterpreting his approval rating. “I thought it was like golf,” Bush said, “where the lower the score the better it is.” Bush continued, “that is why as soon as I went below 30, I thought it meant I had enough political capital to commute ol’ Scooter’s sentence.”

“This explains why the lower his approval rating, the more he thought he could do whatever he wanted,” said political pundit Frank Harvey. “I don’t know how he could have got it mixed up,” Laura Bush said, “especially since under George’s theory, Dick Cheney would be the most popular man in America, tied with Hitler and the Devil of course.”