BUSH COLONOSCOPY REVEALS IRAQI EXIT STRATEGY
by R J Shulman
BETHESDA, Md – The Naval doctors who performed a routine colonoscopy on President Bush on Saturday, announced the results of the test today. “We discovered two small irregularities,” said Dr. Willard Stone, “the first polyp was unusual in that it contained writing. It apparently set forth the President’s plan for exiting Iraq.”

“This ends speculation by the Defeatocrat name callers,” said Presidential Press Secretary Tony Snow, “that the President has no plan to end the war. This newly revealed plan clearly calls for the troops to come home from Iraq through Iran.” “This won’t be the first time,” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, “that Bush has pulled foreign policy out of his ass.”

“The second colon polyp was more troubling,” said Dr. Stone. “We were concerned that it might be Bush’s brain, but it couldn't be as it was benign.”