ANN COULTER LOOKS TO SOFTEN HER IMAGE
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After receiving harsh criticism for extremely nasty comments including calling Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards a “faggot” and blaming the “9-11 widows” of being traitors, Ann Coulter has emerged with a new look. “I wanted my appearance to be more in keeping with who I really am,” she said. “I’m really a girly-girly at heart. I like pink gloves and pearl necklaces as long as they are strangling a liberal.”

“She is really a softie,” said Bill O’Reilly. “Why, she would love nothing more than to have Hillary over for dinner, cooked medium rare.” “She might prefer Michael Moore,” remarked talk show host Sean Hannity, “because Michael’s subject matter would be a little more meaty.”