BUSH LAYS WREATH AT THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN REASON
By R J Shulman
ARLINGTON, Va - President George W. Bush paid tribute on Memorial day to those that have died in battle, hailing the sacrifice of “a whole new generation” in the US-led war in Iraq, as he laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Reason for War. “Heck,” he said, “just because we don’t know the identity of the reason we went to war doesn’t lessen the magnification of the sacrificial lambness of these brave soldiers’ service.”

After a brief ceremony, the President left for a meeting with top advisors to discuss the unknown plans for the mission to succeed in Iraq.