FOX NEWS: OBAMA'S SECRET XMAS SONG LIST PROVES HE'S AT WAR WITH CHRISTMAS

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox News announced today that they obtained the First Family's private holiday song list. 'This list of songs is so anti-American," said Bill O'Reilly, "that it attacks the very core of the foundation of our Christian country, Christmas shopping without government interference.

Darrell Issa (R-Cal) has vowed to begin a full scale investigation of what he calls, "Obama's flagrantly treasonous behavor in his effort to use a death panel made of of his family to kill the Christmas spirit."

The Obama holiday songs reported by Fox News include:

1. It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Ramadan

2. Abdul the Red-Nosed Camel

3. Jingle Bombs

4. Have Yourself a Merry Little Kwansaa

5. Rockin Around the Holiday Tree

6. changing the name of Deck the Halls to its most homosexual lyric - "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

7. changing White Christmas to Diversity Holiday

"If He knew how Obama has subverted his Holy message of buying presents into having to like people who are different than you are," said Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) "the Baby Jesus would be turning over in his grave if he hadn't resurected."