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Thursday, July 22, 2010

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - House Minority Leader John Boehner has called for a special prosecutor and a Congressional investigation into who gave conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart the edited video of former USDA official Shirley Sherrod that has erupted into a major scandal. "Someone fed this doctored video to Mr. Breitbart knowing he would post it, that it would be proven misleading and thus, ruin Breitbart's reputation," Boehner said, "In the name of all that is just, we need to know who did this and punish them accordingly."

Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) agreed, "we have to use whatever means necessary to expose this person, even if we have to waterboard every Democrat to find him." Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said it might not take that long to root out the evil-doer. "It has to be Acorn, Geroge Soros, Barack Obama's Hitler Youth, Dan Rather or some combination of them," he told Sean Hannity on Fox. Hannity noted that Obama had apologized to Sherrod, an African American, "but was silent when it came to apologizing to the real victim, Andrew Breitbart who is white."
Talk show host Michael Weiner, better known to his followers as Michael Savage blamed Sherrod herself. "There is no question this affirmative action free-loading racist planned this whole thing with her liberal vermin pals to embarrass a good honest hard working journalist. I hope Andrew sues her for everything she's worth."

Boehner said the $50 million he proposes for the investigation won't add to the defecit. "We'll take it out of the funds that were slated for the extention of unemployment benefits Obama has already spent."
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