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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Frantic Republican lawmakers went into high gear to stop the passage of a law to extend uneployment benefits. "Democrat lawmakers want to reward the very people who deliberately quit their jobs to get unemployment which forced employers to have to find workers in China and Sri Lanka to get their work done," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. "The bill that big government Democrats are trying to shove down our throats already boot heeled by the totalitarian Obamacare, is nothing more than a gift to the very people who have destroyed our economy."

"Laziness has now risen to a national virtue," said Senate Minority Whip Eric Cantor, "when in reality these unemployed free-loaders should be fired from the national tax-payer trough." Arizona Governor Jan Brewer said, "the unemployed who refuse to work are the reason we have illegal immigrant Mexicans coming here to get those jobs."

"We need to take America back from this terrorist army of welfare mothers and unemployment check cashers," said Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.), "and give it back to the corporations and CEO who will create job where people will actually have to do the work of two or three people to earn their keep."

"When President Bush extended unemployment benefits he was being a compassionate conservative," said Sean Hannity on Fox, "but when Obama tries to do it, it is a typical deficit loving Democrat budget buster." Rush Limbaugh said, "I don't care how many families get thrown to the street or how many children die of starvation as long as not passing an extension in unemployment benefits makes Obama fail."

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