PALIN TO SPEAK AT ALCOHOL INDUSTRY CONVENTION IN VEGAS
by R J Shulman

LAS VEGAS - (PTSD News) - Craig Wolf, CEO of the Wine and Liquor Wholesalers of America announced that the keynote speaker at their convention in Las Vegas will be former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. "Governor Palin is just the person to share her vast knowledge about drinking while practicing abstinence only and using alcohol with the use of firearms," Wolf said.

Palin told reporters that she was thrilled to be asked to speak in Las Vegas. "The only thing I haven't quit," Palin said, "is drinking. You betcha, alcohol, especially vodka can be a great help in convincing you that you can see Russia from your house," Palin said.

After Las Vegas, Palin will speak at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans, followed by an appearance at the Flat Earth Society meeting in Topeka, Kansas and ending with an address the Christian Porn Conference in Paris, Texas.

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