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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

OBAMA'S SPEECH: SO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MF STATE OF THE MF UNION
by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained a copy of the address that President Obama will give on Wednesday night, and it's not what the political pundits are predicting. Some of the highlights will be:

President Obama will say that in order to solve the great problems facing America, he had to look to his roots and finally got in touch with his inner angry black man.

His first order of business will be to inaugurate his death panels and start with Joe Lieberman, Ben Nelson, Sarah Palin and those white mother fu**ers who crashed his White House party.

He will say that the state of the union is fu**ed up because of the mother fu**in' Republican trailer trash who have been anti-union from the get-go.

That the economy has about as much chance of improving this year as Strom Thurmond would have had for survival if he preached his mother fu**in' racist sh*t in the middle of 125th Street in Harlem on the hottest day of the year.

Any congress person who votes against a single payer solution to the health care crisis will not only lose their government health care plan, but will never be able to see a doctor for the rest of their sorry-ass mother fu**in' life.

Obama will send out his youth corps to confiscate all of the bling those mother fu**in' Wall Street thugs and bull sh*t banksters stole from the American people and take all that swag and create paying gigs for the righteous mother fu**ers who want to fix the fu**ed up infastrucsha rather than waste it on those mother fu**ers who have nothing better to do than to bitch about some mother fu**in' birth certificate.

Obama will force Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and all the other racist mother fu**in' talk show hosts to show up at a midnight KKK meeting in black face in the heart of Dixie.

And if all else fails, Obama will send Michelle to break her foot off in the asses of any mother fu**er who gets in the way of once again making America the most successful, strong-assed middle class mother fu**in' country in the mother fu**in world.

The Republicans have tapped their newest star, Senator Scott Brown (R-Mass) to give the GOP response to Obama's State of the Union speech. Brown will talk about how a dumb-ass unqualified moron who drives a pick up truck is just the kind of guy that America needs back in Washington again.


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Divorce is a Rampant Epidemic especially when the government & military (NATO) is behind it!

I went to a father’s group in Texas (just north of Fort Hood) where some ex-military west pointer gave some real eye-opening comments. He basically said that the current Divorce process, legislation, court system and military is all one scheme that was put into play around the early 1960‘s. It was put in place for the Vietnam War, that’s when the divorces started to sky-rocket across the country (Google statistics). That in addition, it was also designed to be one huge cash-cow to lure greedy lawyers to facilitate and destroy more families on the civilian side to get enough statistics to make it comparable to the military statistics. However the military numbers are still much higher. That is why they then modified the scheme to use on police nationwide to raise the civilian stats as most are ex-military and won’t suspect anything wrong.

It is designed to send “single” male soldiers without family responsibilities to war and deny ex-wives any long-term financial support that was initially and may still be coming from the military/ pentagon’s money pockets. This is why laws traditionally have been favoring women. Women are lured to divorce partners with both positive and negatives reinforcements. The positive is they get the kids, the house, money in many forms-child support etc thus they benefit in the short term. To the military, the soldiers wives are expendable as are the soldiers and even their children! Simply the less money the military spends on wives, kids, ex-soldiers, the medical bills etc, the more they have for their drones, guns, or bullets. The scheme is very very complicated but based on very slow very subtle psy-ops brainwashing tactics followed by Machiavellian divide and conquer restraining orders. He said that any Freedom of Information request will gradually reveal key pieces of data that when analyzed together with confirm all this. Talking about this among other soldiers would also reveal stuff, so they came up with “leave your family problems at home” and the “zero tolerance” to divorce and get the spouses or soldiers out of the service quickly before they talk and expose the scheme. Many times this leads to actual suicides or apparent “suicides” to silence those that know too much. This is also the reason why the Pentagon does not want to release documents related to divorce. Part of the even bigger Military-Industrial complex. Similar schemes used throughout the world pushed through United Nations facades.

Basically makes wives and soldier fight and hate each other. The scheme basically exploits women’s emotional traits to spread itself to other victims. The media contributes to the fear mongering and makes things worst. Fear (PTSD etc) makes women fear for their safety or some play the helpless damsel in distress thus they then go pleading to the oh-so-willing authorities who provide them with military issued cookie cutter divorce packets to take to a civilian lawyer. They do this to hide where the process initially starts.

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