NEW STUDY ON MARRIAGE: PROBLEM NOT SAME SEX, BUT NO SEX MARRIAGE
by R J Shulman

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts - (PTSD News) - An extensive new study by the Harvard Medical School has determined that the greatest threat to traditional marriages is not legalizing same sex marriage. Published in the New England Journal of Medicine, the report concluded after studying over 100,000 marriages over a ten year period that "the parents of a family that lays together, stays together."

"It was a real eye-opener to discover that the real reason heterosexual couples broke up was not because some homosexual couple was going at it every night," said Dr. Chauncey Coldbreath, a senior researcher at Harvard, "but that the doomed heterosexual couples were not." "For years many people have been obsessed with the question of whether there is life after death," said Frank X. Loughlin of the Harvard Divinity School, "but after reading this report, the question should be 'is there life after marriage?'"

The real enemy to marriage between a man and a woman is not gay marriage, the report concluded. "What should be outlawed is not same sex marriage, but divorce," Coldbreath said.

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