POLL: MORE AMERICANS KNOW WHAT WAS IN MICHAEL JACKSON'S SYSTEM THAN WHAT'S IN THEIR OWN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM
by R J Shulman
NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - A new CBS News/New York Times Poll shows that more Americans are aware of what killed Michael Jackson than what is killing health care in this country. "I don't know much about this here socialized medicine stuff that them liberal traitors are trying to shove down our throats where us Americans would have to wait in line for a Canadian doctor who speaks Canadian instead of English," said Biff Hargreaves of Buckhannon, West Virginia, "all I know is I agin it. On the other hand," Hargreaves continued, "I think MJ's doctor violated medical laws by prescribing too much Diprivan." Another typical comment came from Bessie Worth of Signal Hill, Tennessee who said, "I think any health reform by that colored fellah in the White House will not give us no choice of doctors, however I strongly attest to the belief that Michael's children should get to choose who they want to live with, after all, the law should be decided in the best interest of the kids."

The poll, conducted last week, shows that only 3.7% of Americans have any idea about the real issues in the health care debate, while quite the reverse, 96.9% of Americans either had a strong opinion about Michael Jackson or recently purchased as CD or magazine about him.

"I believe everything that Rush and Sean and Glenn and that Savage guy says about Obama trying to take away our health care and give it to them illegal aliens," said Chester Lovell of Magee, Mississippi, "but what about all those people who took away poor Michael's dignity by not understanding his tender soul."

A bill in Congress to substitute the image of Michael Jackson for that of Andrew Jackson on the twenty dollar bill is expected to pass through Congress as early as this Friday.

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