RIGHT WING TALK SHOW HOSTS LIVID THAT “TB MAN” WAS NOT ILLEGAL MEXICAN IMMIGRANT
by R J Shulman
DENVER, Colorado – National radio talk show host Michael Savage expressed anger when it was revealed that the man who is carrying the rare drug resistant tuberculosis was 31 year-old Andrew Speaker, an Atlanta Attorney, now being treated in a Denver hospital. “I have based my whole career," said Savage from his San Francisco radio studio, “on the fact that America is in danger from drug and TB infested illegal Mexicans coming into this country. Now this infected moron has ruined everything by being a white American citizen.”

“To add insult to injury,” said talk show host Bill O’Reilly, “the SOB snuck in through the Canadian border and not from the south where all the bad people are supposed to come from.” "I can't believe English is his first language," lamented Fox's Sean Hannity. “I think we should ship him to Mexico,” said Rush Limbaugh, “but first, ask him if he knows the names of any good doctors.”