JOE "THE HECKLER" WILSON NEWEST GOP STAR

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - While not as snappy as "I have not yet begun to fight," or "give me liberty or give me death," the words, "you lie," hurled at President Obama by South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson has catapulted the little known congressmen into the new Republican sensation. "With just two words, Joe was able to wrestle the spotlight away from Obama and his fascist communistic plans for a government take over of health care complete with death panels and doctor rationing," said Senator Chuck Grassley.

"You lie" has become the slogan of choice of tea baggers, birthers, evangelicals and conservatives who have been shouting those words at town hall meetings all across America. "It's a heck of a lot more easier to holler "you lie" at them Nazis who want socialized medicine than to yell stuff about why their plan is bad," said Charlie Allen Stoolie of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Thousands of shirts, bumper stickers, and signs have already been sold with the now famous red on black words, "You lie!" emblazoned on the forehead of a picture of Barak Obama.

"I'm really not a hero," Wilson told Sean Hannity during a guest appearance. "It's just that Obama himself gets government health care and he is an illegal alien from Kenya, so when he said his plan would not provide health care for illegals, he was lying."

"Joe Wilson has been treated unfairly by the liberals who have a stranglehold on the media, especially talk shows," said Rush Limbaugh. "All Wilson did was have the courage to call a spade a spade."

What's next for Wilson, who has been dubbed "Joe the Heckler?" How about a presidential run. There is already talk of a Wilson-Palin ticket. "I support Joe because I believe he is the GOP's great white hope, said Representative Lynn Jenkins of Kansas.

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