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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

LIMBAUGH: KENNEDY DELIBERATELY DIED TO GET SYMPATHY FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh told his listeners today that Senator Ted Kennedy deliberately died of brain cancer because Obama's health care reform was about to hit the skids and nothing short of a big publicity stunt could get it back on track. "Practically all Americans have realized they didn't want Obama's plan of communist health care rationing like they had in Nazi Germany," Limbaugh said. "So in a move of desperation, Kennedy played the ultimate sympathy card to sucker some people back into voting for health care."

"Everyone knows Kennedy said he was going to reform health care if it was the last thing he did and now he's trying to make that come true," Limbaugh said. Limbaugh predicted it wouldn't work because the American people are smart enough to know the truth that Kennedy was behind that commie Kenyan born president's big government health care takeover plan that would have federal bureaucrats deciding when people would live or die, give health care only to illegal aliens who couldn't speak English, force women to have abortions, triple health care premiums, and take away everyone's guns.

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