NEW BOOK: WOODSTOCK NEVER REALLY HAPPENED

by R J Shulman

SALT LAKE CITY - (PTSD News) - Forty years after three days of mud and music changed the world forever, there are still non-believers. Hal Jenkins, author of The First Guy to Moonwalk was Named Jackson Not Armstrong, which claimed the moon landing never happened has a new book, Purple Hoax: The Faking of Woodstock about how practically no one showed up for the real Woodstock. "The only people who came for those so called three days of peace, love and music were three stoned out hippie draft dodgers headed for Canada who took a wrong turn at Poughkeepsie," Jenkins says, "The festival we've all come to know was nothing more than a vast left-wing conspiracy that created Woodstock out of whole cloth in a secret sound studio in Liberty, New York to promote left wing Communism, the record industry and the PGA, not the golfers, but the Pot Growers of America."

Jenkins says if you look at the footage of Woodstock carefully, you can see the use of mirrors that turn about 30 hired actors who played hippies into half a million freaks. "Those pinko long hairs all looked alike back then, so it was easy to pull off," Jenkins says. The author claims that TV coverage shows the same five rented VW buses again and again on the New York Thruway. "It's easy to see that there were only five different patterns of peace signs and flowers painted on those vehicles."

Jenkins claims he talked to several of the actors hired by the cabal of record companies, pot growers and left wing groups. "Charles James Montgomery III, who went by the name "Groovy" in the fake Woodstock," Jenkins says, "told me he can remember everything about the sixties like it was yesterday including the fake concert which proves he was not a drugged out hippie. He assured me he didn't take the bad brown acid."

"The whole thing was staged like a movie," Jenkins writes, "heck, it was a movie." Jenkins points out that Columbia and Warner Brothers Records' investment in the Woodstock hoax paid off as no one knew Santana until Woodstock and after the concert Hendrix became a legend.

The lefties wanted Nixon to fail and for the US to lose the Viet Nam war, the book claims, and what better way to promote rebellion than to fill kids heads with the devil's music and the promise of endless sex, Jenkins writes.

The book contains an interview with former President Bill Clinton, who says he attended the fake Woodstock and admits he put the brown acid to his lips but didn't consume it. Jenkins spoke with Dick Cheney who surprisingly, also attended the bogus Woodstock. "I hated the subversive noise they called music at that charade concert those lefties put together," Cheney says in the book, "I was there as a spy for President Nixon and all I can say is sometimes you have to do a little brown acid to go to the dark side to protect America from its children."

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