IMAGE OF JESUS ON TORTILLA REALLY THAT OF TROTSKY; OWNER JAILED

by R J Shulman

BENSON, Arizona - (PTSD News) - Cindy Marquez thought she was blessed when she bought a $1.29 bag of flour tortillas at her local Safeway in Benson, a town south east of Tucson. "I had a special feeling," Marquez said, "and lo and behold, the third tortilla from the top had an image of our savior."

For several days hundreds of friends, relatives and strangers from as far away as Los Angeles came to visit Marquez in her home on Apache Lane to view what some have called a minor miracle. However, all of this changed after Marquez was visited by Anderson C. James, an aide to Arizona Sentator Jon Kyl. James said,"I know Jesus and that tortilla image was not Jesus. It's a spitting image of Leon Trotsky." Trotsky was a Russian revolutionary and founder of the Red Army who fell out of favor with Stalin, was exiled to Mexico where he was assassinated by a Soviet agent in 1940.

"Cindy Marquez is definitely a communist spy," said James who called the authorities who quickly arrived and arrested Marquez, "we can't have these illegals crossing the border from Mexico to spread Marxism and a public option for health care." "Thank God, "cried TV host Glenn Beck with tears streaming down his face, "that for dangerous people like this awful woman, Obama has kept Guantanamo open."

As Marquez was being led away by police, she said, "I don't know any Trotsky, but I do know I'm a sixth generation American as my family moved up from Mexico in 1737 when Arizona was still Mexico."

House Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has asked the house to bring impeachment proceedings against President Obama for allowing subversive tortillas on American soil. "This most terrible breach of national security happened on Obama's watch while he was busy taking a vacation," McConnell said. This never would have happened if Bush was still president."

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