OBAMA SOLD VP SLOT ACCORDING TO FOX NEWS
By R J Shulman
CHICAGO – (PTSD News) – Fox News is reporting that not only did Barack Obama instruct Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to sell his Senate seat, but that Obama sold the vice presidential position on his own ticket. “While he was not heading up the war on Christmas with Bill Ayers and Reverend Jeremiah Wright,” said Bill O’Reilly, “Obama was selling everything in sight including his vice presidential pick. We have it on good authority that Biden with the help of his rich credit card company friends from Delaware made the highest bid to be the vice president.”

“We need a full scale investigation,” said Sean Hannity, “to see what other parts of the American dream that president elite Obama has sold off.” “If Obama is not stopped now,” said Henry Flagg of the Republican National Committee, “he will sell the White House silverware and the Presidential Portraits.” A spokesman for Obama denies the charges and said that if Obama was president for one hundred and forty years and wanted to sell things, he couldn’t match the sell-off that has happened under Bush. “We have become a wholly owned subsidiary of China,” he said.

Matt Drudge, of the Drudge Report said that he is going to report that “Obama will be selling his wife and kids, but not until after he sells your wife and kids and your bibles and guns and bibles that look like guns.” So far, no other news organizations are confirming these stories. “It would be just like the liberal media to miss the story of the great Obama sell-off and waste time reporting about the economy,” said Rush Limbaugh.