CONSERVATIVES COMPLAIN OBAMA NEW YORKER CARTOON COVER UNFAIR: IT LEFT OUT THE CRACK HO
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK - Controversy continues to surround the New Yorker cover cartoon that depicts Obama as a Bin Laden loving Muslim and his wife a black militant who perform a terrorist fist bump in delight as an American flag burns. “I have never seen such blatant unfairness in a magazine cover,” said Fox’s Bill O’Reilly, “as they left out Obama saying ‘pass me the MF Presidential Seal.’” “This cartoon is a liberal media attempt to mislead the American people,” said Rush Limbaugh, “as it doesn’t show how Obama plans to turn women into crack hos.”

Barack Obama has called the cartoon tasteless and will deliver a major policy speech on cartoon relations in America. Senator John McCain told reporters from his campaign stop in New Mexico that he was shocked and saddened by the cover. “Now just how fair is it of the press,” McCain said, “to give the cover to a guy who never served in the military instead of showing me pulverizing our enemy as I bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.”

The New Yorker has stood by their decision to print the cartoon, saying that it was simply satire. They have however promised to investigate rumors that the cartoon was tampered with by a Danish Cartoon Terrorist.