HILLARY:IF YOU ONLY COUNT WEST VIRGINIA, I WIN THE NOMINATION
By R J Shulman
CHARLESTON, West Virginia – In her victory speech after winning the West Virginia primary by an expected 40 points, Senator Clinton said, “If only West Virginia is counted, I’ve won the nomination. It isn’t fair to Michigan and Florida to be the only states not counted. All the others should be treated equally and not count either. The reason we should count West Virginia,” Clinton said, “is that they are a state chock full of hard working white voters who have never had a chance to decide a President, and just like it’s my turn, it’s their turn.”

“We think that the West Virginia results can work for a great advantage to the Democratic Party to heal in time for the November election,” Clinton said. “I will need all the time and money to now take aim at the only other candidate in this race who had experience, John McCain.” Clinton told supporters that she will gracefully accept Senator Obama’s concession speech which, according to Clinton should happen shortly.