McCAIN: OBAMA USING THE WRONG FAILED IDEAS, MY FAILED IDEAS ARE BETTER
by R J Shulman
PHOENIX – In what will surely be the strategy of his Presidential campaign against Barack Obama, Senator John McCain blasted the Illinois Senator as being too young and naïve to know which failed policies to follow. “Obama is going down the wrong road with ideas like hope, change, peace, charity, opportunity, reconciliation, justice, fairness, prosperity and upholding the bill of rights, which are all failed polices of Nazi appeasers,” McCain said. “Come November, my friends, the American people will be embracing my failed policies of war, tax cuts for the rich, more war, breaks for corporations who ship jobs overseas, even more war, fear, loathing, hatred and did I say war?”

“McCain’s list of failed ideas is a much more mature list that those ideas spouted by Obama,” said Brit Hume of Fox News. “For the last 30 years we have been successfully failing with McCain’s policies, while Obama’s strategy has not been used all that much, which goes to show Obama’s lack of experience.”

“McCain’s ideas are more in keeping with the message of Christ that what Obama is talking about,” said Reverend Parsley, a McCain supporter. “Everyone who has accepted Him as their savior knows Christ prefers war to peace, helping the deserving rich over the despised poor and changing money in government and churches rather than just change.