FRENCH STUDY: AMERICANS HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
by R. J. Shulman

PARIS, FRANCE - A study just released by the Scientific Cultural Societie, SCS, a prestigious French research group shows that American men have a significantly higher amounts of testosterone. “The study shows figures of two to three times the testosterone of the typical Frenchman,” said Pierre Girard, President of SCS.

When asked if this study was a reaction to the victory of American Floyd Landis in the recent Tour de France bicycle race, Girard said “there is no connection between a silly bicycle race and this survey called the Lance Armstrong Syndrome.

Girard also said that “the study further offered proof that too much testosterone causes aggression, cheating, bad TV reality shows and starting wars, all things American.” When asked if he agreed with the survey, President Bush said, “I don’t have too much technosteron and I’ll kill the SOB who says so.” Also disagreeing with the notion that wars are caused by too much testosterone, writer Gore Vidal said, “they are caused by too much greed.”

The survey was conducted on 1000 American men and Ann Coulter.